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Stupid Rhymes

So I don't have time for a full diatribe, but I thought I'd start this page off with some stupid rhymes. Only requirement is that the band have decent rhymes normaly; obviously I'm not going to get into current pop or hip-hop, where it would be the fruitless endeavour of a lifetime to make a page of non-stupid rhymes. But I'll start with the Beatles, 'She's a Woman', which I haven't heard recently but it was suddenly on my mind:

My love don't give me presents
I know that she's no peasant

Stupid.

Not that Lou Reed can exactly be considered a master songwriter, but some of his rhymes are just retarded. I feel like there are worse ones but I'll just begin with:

Vicious
You hit me with a flower
You do it every hour

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Sun May 27 23:03:09 BST 2007